There were 5 guys riding in a plane.

1 Captain

1 Brain Surgeon

1 Lawyer

1 Priest

1 10 year old boy

Captain announces over the intercom, "This plane is going to crash- there is no way we can fix it. There are only 4 life jackets available, I am going to take 1 life jacket and jump. This way I can live to tell about the problem and save 1000's of lives". So he jumps out. Brain surgeon says, "well... I save more than 100 lives every year- so I'm taking the next life vest". and he jumps out. Lawyer says " well I'm the smartest man that ever live - so I'm taking the next life vest". then he jumps out. Now there are only 2 left. The priest looks at the little 10 year old boy and says " son, I think it's time for me to meet my maker- I want you to take the last life vest, this is what I think is right". The 10 year old responds back " Father there are 2 life vests left- the world's smartest man took my back pack- and jumped.