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Hotel Translations

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We all know how misleading the description of hotels and motels can be . So this was put together, a translation table to help you out...

See one of the phrases listed on the left, you will know what it really means by reading the translation on the right!

 

 

Old world charm ..........................................................    No bath

 

Tropical ........................................................................    Rainy

 

Majestic setting ...........................................................  A long way from home

 

Options galore itinerary ..............................................  Nothing is included in it

 

Secluded hideaway ....................................................  Impossible to find or get to

 

Pre-registered room .................................................    Already occupied

 

Explore on your own ...............................................  Pay for it yourself

 

Knowledgeable trip hosts before ...........................  They've flown in an airplane

 

No extra fees .......................................................    No extras

 

Nominal fee .........................................................  Outrageous charge

 

Standard .............................................................  Sub-standard

 

Deluxe ................................................................  Standard

 

Superior ............................................................  One free shower cap

 

Cozy .................................................................  Small

 

All the amenities .............................................  Two free shower caps

 

Plush ...............................................................  Top and bottom sheets

 

Gentle breezes ..............................................  Occasional Gale-force winds

 

Light and airy ...............................................  No air conditioning

 

Picturesque .................................................  Theme park nearby

 

Open bar ....................................................  Free ice cubes

 

Concierge ................................................  Stands with tourist brochures

 

Continental breakfast .............................  Free muffin                     

 

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