We all know how misleading the description of hotels and motels can be . So this was put together, a translation table to help you out...

See one of the phrases listed on the left, you will know what it really means by reading the translation on the right!

Old world charm ..........................................................    No bath

Tropical ........................................................................    Rainy

Majestic setting ...........................................................  A long way from home

Options galore itinerary ..............................................  Nothing is included in it

Secluded hideaway ....................................................  Impossible to find or get to

Pre-registered room .................................................    Already occupied

Explore on your own ...............................................  Pay for it yourself

Knowledgeable trip hosts before ...........................  They've flown in an airplane

No extra fees .......................................................    No extras

Nominal fee .........................................................  Outrageous charge

Standard .............................................................  Sub-standard

Deluxe ................................................................  Standard

Superior ............................................................  One free shower cap

Cozy .................................................................  Small

All the amenities .............................................  Two free shower caps

Plush ...............................................................  Top and bottom sheets

Gentle breezes ..............................................  Occasional Gale-force winds

Light and airy ...............................................  No air conditioning

Picturesque .................................................  Theme park nearby

Open bar ....................................................  Free ice cubes

Concierge ................................................  Stands with tourist brochures

Continental breakfast .............................  Free muffin