A Hindu Priest, a Jewish Rabbi, and a teleevanglist needed a place to stay the night at a farmhouse. The farmer says he only has room for 2. The Hindu priest says "I'll go."

a few minutes later there's a knock on the farmers door. The Hindu says "I can't stay in the barn because there's a cow there. Cows are sacred in my country. The Rabbi tells the farmer "I'll go." A few minutes later the Raggi knocks on the farmers door and tells the farmer i can't stay in the barn because there's a pig there there and apig is sacred to me" Teleevanglist says he'll go. The farmer hears a knock at the door. It was the cow and pig