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The Real Story

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> Eve's side of the story:
>
> After three weeks in the Garden of Eden, God came to visit
> Eve. "So, how is everything going?" inquired God.
>
> "It is all so beautiful, God," she replied. "The sunrises and sunsets
> are breathtaking. The smells, the sights, everything is wonderful,
but I
> have just one problem. It's these breasts you have given me. The
middle
> one pushes the other two out and I am constantly knocking them with
my
> arms, catching them on branches, and snagging them on bushes.
> They're a real pain," reported Eve. 
>
> And Eve went on to tell God that because many other parts of
> her body came in pairs, such a s her limbs, eyes, ears, etc., she
felt
> that having only two breasts might leave her body more
"symmetrically"
> balanced.
>
> "That's a fair point," replied God. "It was my first shot at
> this, you know. I gave the animals six breasts, so I figured that
> you needed only half of those. But. I see that you are right. I will
fix
> it
> up right away."
>
> And God reached down, removed the middle breast, and tossed
> it into the bushes.
>
> Three weeks passed and God once again visited Eve in the
> Garden of Eden and said, "Well, Eve, how is my favorite creation?"
>
> "Just fantastic," she replied, "but for one oversight. You
> see, all the animals are paired off. The ewe has a ram and the cow
has
> her bull. All the animals have a mate, except me. I feel so alone."
>
> God thought for a moment and said, " You know, Eve, you are
> right. How could I have overlooked this? You do need a mate and I
will
> immediately create a man from a part of you . Now, let's
> see............where did I put the useless boob?"
>
> Now, doesn't THAT make more sense than that crap about the rib?
> -----------------------------------------

Entry #14

Comments

1.
emilygComment by emilyg - March 14, 2007, 1:29 pm
LOL

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