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Beware of Leprechauns!

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Last Edited: March 17, 2007, 2:28 pm

If you are driving on the Florida interstates today, you might think you've had too much of that green beer last night.  There are strange looking creatures dressed in green suits & hats, white knickers and standing next to a pot of gold, dancing on the side of the highway and waving as you whizz by.

 Lep

Are these the real Leprechauns of Irish folklore coming to FL for the sunshine and the sandy beaches?  Nah, they're police deputies trying to take your pot of gold away, and they've been doing it at an average of a ticket a minute!

Never drink and drive, but if you see an odd looking fellow in green dancing by the side of the road this St. Patrick's Day weekend, it's best to check your speedometer instead of your sanity, because that's no mythological camera he's pointing...it's a laser gun!   

 

 

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Comments

1.
Comment by pacattack05 - March 17, 2007, 2:29 pm
C'mon....
Leprechauns can't shoot you with taser guns while you're driving..silly billy.
2.
justxploringComment by justxploring - March 17, 2007, 3:07 pm
Not joking, Pac. I wrote "laser" not "taser." Isn't that what you call the laser speed detector they point at the cars?

Anyway, in Florida they usually just taser children, like the 6 year old boy in Miami who was disrupting the class or the 12 year old little girl who skipped school. We should change our state motto to "Zap 'em While They're Young."
3.
Comment by pacattack05 - March 17, 2007, 3:22 pm
No...I really did mean phaser...chilly willy....
4.
Coin TossComment by Coin Toss - March 18, 2007, 12:16 am
No self-respectin 'Chaun would live where it gets hot and muggy and there's skeeters!

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