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Our co-worker kept trying to get her mother to fly out for a visit. " No way am I getting on an airplane," was the inevitable answer. "Look Mom, when it's your time to go, it doesn't matter if you you're on the ground or in the air." " I know," said her mother. " I just don't want to be that far off the ground when it's the pilot's time to go."
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Don't know your age, but there was a very funny & strange man on TV named Benny Hill. He once said:
"The odds against there being a bomb on an airplane are a million to one. The odds against 2 bombs on a plane are a million times a million to one. Next time you fly, cut the odds and take a bomb."
That's very profound.
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