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Guernsey Giggle

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A joke

Our co-worker kept trying to get her mother to fly out for a visit. " No way am I getting on an airplane," was the inevitable answer. "Look Mom, when it's your time to go, it doesn't matter if you you're on the ground or in the air." " I know," said her mother. " I just don't want to  be that far off the ground when it's the pilot's time to go."

Entry #46

Comments

1.
Comment by pacattack05 - March 18, 2007, 5:38 pm
Gotta remember that one....thanx
2.
justxploringComment by justxploring - March 18, 2007, 6:20 pm
Funny.

Don't know your age, but there was a very funny & strange man on TV named Benny Hill. He once said:

"The odds against there being a bomb on an airplane are a million to one. The odds against 2 bombs on a plane are a million times a million to one. Next time you fly, cut the odds and take a bomb."

3.
Comment by pacattack05 - March 18, 2007, 6:54 pm
"The odds against there being a bomb on an airplane are a million to one. The odds against 2 bombs on a plane are a million times a million to one. Next time you fly, cut the odds and take a bomb."


That's very profound.

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