A few minutes ago I was looking at the employment ads on CareerBuilder.com (Fort Myers News-Press)  and saw this listed under sales.  The first thought that came to mind was they should add to Requirements:  "must have great sense of humor." 

Description
High energy telemarketer to raise money for a non-profit organization. Must be able to convince people to volunteer for a lock up in the jail and raise money to get out. Multiple calls per hour. This job is 35 hours a week.

Requirements
Data Entry skills
Pleasant phone voice.
Ability to close a deal.