Kisses are like tears, the only real ones are the ones you can't hold back.

Laughing at our mistakes can lengthen our own life. Laughing at someone else's can shorten it!

Life is 10% of what happens to you and 90% of how you respond.

Man is a peculiar creature. He spends a fortune making his home insect-proof and air-conditioned, and then eats in the yard.

Many years ago, a large American shoe company sent two sales representatives out to different parts of the Australian outback to see if they could drum up some business among the Aborigines. Some time later, the company received telegrams from both agents. The first said, " No business here... natives don't wear shoes." The second one said, " Great opportunity here ... natives don't wear shoes!"