This is really funny.  I somehow came across it when googling for lottery information.  You might need to scroll up or down to his story on "my biggest fear."  Actually, I find the entire web site amusing.  (Checkout the personal hygiene items in his Feb archives! This is a joke, right?) I once had a manager who was obsessed with Hello Kitty.  She was in her early 30s and decorated her office in pink with Hello Kitty items.  That's why I found this site to be so hysterical, since this supervisor was really the devil in disguise! 

http://www.hellokittyhell.com/2006/09/05/my-biggest-fear/#comments