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Guernsey Giggle

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A funny story

 I was reviewing my client's case with him in prison when it was announced that visitor's had 15 minutes to leave or be locked in for the three-hour prison head count. I bade my client farewell and left. But somehow, I managed to get lost on my way out. Desperate for directions to the exit, I noticed some men wearing orange jumpsuits. Mistaking them for workmen, I called out to one of them-- a no-neck, barrel-chested man. "Sir," I said, "I need to get out of here." He shrugged and said, "Lady, so do I."

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Comment by pacattack05 - March 30, 2007, 7:29 pm
That was way too funny....HA..

I used to remove asbestos from buildings in NY. Once we had to remove it from the roof of Sing Sing prison. In order to get to the roof you had to go amongst the inmamtes walking down the halls, and climb steep stairs up to the top. It wasn't a pretty site, and we had to do this everday for about 5 days.

One time while on the roof, I was looking down into the basketball court, when one of them looked up at me and said to me, "Why don't you fall down on my dxxx." The only thing on my mind was how am I going to exit this building without going down the same way I came up....LOL

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