He who......can take no interest in what is small, will take false interest in what is great.
...dies with most toys, is, nonetheless, still dead.
...laughs last thinks slowest!
...slings mud loses ground.
When dogs leap onto your bed, it's because they adore being with you. When cats leap onto your bed, it's because they adore your bed.
When I'm right no-one remembers: when I'm wrong no-one forgets.
Refusing to have an opinion is a way of having one.
Remember, your relatives had no choice in the matter either.