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Lawyer joke.
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I'm not sure it's the best of all time, but it's a good one.
The "Best Lawyer Story of All Time"...
The United Way realized that it had never received a donation from the
city's most successful lawyer. So a United Way! volunteer paid the
lawyer a visit in his lavish office.
The volunteer opened the meeting by saying, "Our research shows that
even though your annual income is over two million dollars, you don't give a
penny to charity. Wouldn't you like to give something back to your
community through the United Way ?"
The lawyer thinks for a minute and says, "First, did your research also
show you that my mother is dying after a long, p gainful illness and she has
huge medical bills that are far beyond her ability to pay?
Embarrassed, the United Way Rep mumbles, "Uh... no, I didn't know that."
"Secondly," says the lawyer, "my brother, a disabled veteran, is blind
and confined to a wheelchair and is unable to support his wife and six
children."
The stricken United Way Rep begins to stammer an apology.....
"Thirdly, did your research also show you that my sister's husband died
in a dreadful car accident, leaving her penniless with a mortgage and three
children, one of whom is disabled and another that has learning
disabilities requiring a huge array of private tutors?"
The humiliated United Way Rep, completely beaten, says, "I'm so sorry,
I had no idea."
And the lawyer says, "So...if I didn't give any money to them, what
makes you think I'd give any to you?"
The "Best Lawyer Story of All Time"...
The United Way realized that it had never received a donation from the
city's most successful lawyer. So a United Way! volunteer paid the
lawyer a visit in his lavish office.
The volunteer opened the meeting by saying, "Our research shows that
even though your annual income is over two million dollars, you don't give a
penny to charity. Wouldn't you like to give something back to your
community through the United Way ?"
The lawyer thinks for a minute and says, "First, did your research also
show you that my mother is dying after a long, p gainful illness and she has
huge medical bills that are far beyond her ability to pay?
Embarrassed, the United Way Rep mumbles, "Uh... no, I didn't know that."
"Secondly," says the lawyer, "my brother, a disabled veteran, is blind
and confined to a wheelchair and is unable to support his wife and six
children."
The stricken United Way Rep begins to stammer an apology.....
"Thirdly, did your research also show you that my sister's husband died
in a dreadful car accident, leaving her penniless with a mortgage and three
children, one of whom is disabled and another that has learning
disabilities requiring a huge array of private tutors?"
The humiliated United Way Rep, completely beaten, says, "I'm so sorry,
I had no idea."
And the lawyer says, "So...if I didn't give any money to them, what
makes you think I'd give any to you?"
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