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Just in case you are ever this dumb
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Here is a beauty tip:
In 56 years of being on this fine planet I have never done so many dumb things in one year. I wish I could take a pill and go to sleep until 2008.
Two weeks ago I poured an entire cup of bleach into my wash with my good clothes, thinking it was detergent. Okay, so I was busy watching American Idol and dancing to the Bon Jovi songs with a margarita in my hand. But it wasn't until I smelled that oh so pungent odor and my sinuses began to burn that I screamed "Oh S**t!!" Well, my slacks and shirts are ruined, and my Welcome to Florida tee now says "Wel e lo da" but I was able to salvage my underwear. Of course if I'm ever hit by a bus, the nurses in the ER will have a good laugh. Why couldn't I have simply purchased white panties in the first place?
So what's my latest home disaster? I was brushing my hair one evening last week before running out to the store and accidentally twisted my styling brush a little too tight around my locks. Yes, I know that's in violation of the principles of careful coiffuring, but in my many masterful years of proper blow drying, I have never pictured myself sleeping on one side of my head the rest of my life.
After painstakingly picking out the strands with a comb while I winced, a neighbor eventually removed the styling brush (along with much of my hair) leaving a small bald spot. I later read online that saturating the hair in conditioner or vegetable oil will loosen it enough to remove the brush. Being a logical and analytical person, I would have thought of this before seeking assistance, had I not been more concerned about sending signals to the mother ship as I ran outside in a panic.
So if you ever find yourself with a brush melted to the side of your head, take a breath, stay calm, walk to the kitchen and get the Crisco.
Comments
No, Em, I won't cut my hair short...not unless my butt gets larger. Need to look sexy from the back too. LOL Anyway, this could have happened with short hair. I always used a wooden brush until a friend recommended one of those round black brushes. The package warned "do not wrap hair around brush." (I'm thinking of those warning labels you've posted.) Back to my trusty wood brush with the natural bristles.
Speaking of Lucy, I was thinking of getting a job at a chocolate factory but I don't think I can swallow that fast. LOL (My favorite episode.) There was a Dick Van Dyke show where Laura bleached her hair blonde that was pretty funny.
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