Toenail Growth Prohibitor

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I just thought of something that will make me rich, if I can only create the right formula.  I'm too tired to type & make sense at the same time, but before I nod off I've been looking at my feet.  I need to wear open toe shoes tomorrow and I swear I polished my toenails just the other day, but they've grown so much.

Now if you really think about it, there is no use for overgrown toenails.  I mean, if you stopped hair growth, a person might regret it later on in life.  However, I can't think of anyone who wishes for longer toenails.  After a few weeks they can become destructive weapons.  Try sleeping next to someone who hasn't picked up a clipper in a couple of months.

So wouldn't a clear polish that slows the growth of toenails be marketable?  If I can just team up with the right group of researchers, this could be a major breakthrough in toenail growth science.  

 

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Avatar pacattack05 -
#1
When ever I have that problem, I just call a towing company. But they scare the hell out of me when they cut corners. I once toed them to slow down to avoid clipping a tree.
Avatar Rick G -
#2
Nancy, I have a cure for that. It may not be pleasant but it works. Many years ago I was drilling a 1/2 " hole in a railroad tie for landscaping purposes. My boot was propping it up off the ground and when the bit went through it struck my boot right where the big toe nail begins. To this day it grows out cracked and very slowly. I never thought of polish to cover the cracks. What color do you use?
Avatar SirMetro -
#3
Another solution is to cut the toe off at the joint just before the nail. If you cut after the joint, the toe will regenerate, but before the joint, and wala...no more nails to deal with. Oh, be sure to carterize the wound so you don't bleed to death. But on the bright side, you will save money by not haveing to have your nails painted any more.
Avatar justxploring -
#4
Rick, you should probably buy some of those press-on nails. They come in lots of sizes, lengths and designs. You can even add a rhinestone with some glue to the middle for some extra pizzazz.
Avatar justxploring -
#5
Pac, that was "pun"ishment!! LOL I went out with an astronaut who had mistletoe (grrrroan)
Avatar pacattack05 -
#6
Justx...you kill me sometimes...LOL
Press ons...I remember those commercials...LOL
I swaer I laughed so hard i was crying...
Avatar pacattack05 -
#7
He must have been out of this world.

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