I just thought of something that will make me rich, if I can only create the right formula.  I'm too tired to type & make sense at the same time, but before I nod off I've been looking at my feet.  I need to wear open toe shoes tomorrow and I swear I polished my toenails just the other day, but they've grown so much.

Now if you really think about it, there is no use for overgrown toenails.  I mean, if you stopped hair growth, a person might regret it later on in life.  However, I can't think of anyone who wishes for longer toenails.  After a few weeks they can become destructive weapons.  Try sleeping next to someone who hasn't picked up a clipper in a couple of months.

So wouldn't a clear polish that slows the growth of toenails be marketable?  If I can just team up with the right group of researchers, this could be a major breakthrough in toenail growth science.