Wanna see what a Democrat looks like?

Go out on the 4 lane highway when you'd like to or need to get somewhere quickly.

When you come up on some dipsh!t doing 45 mph in the passing lane, that will be a Democrat.

How can you be sure?

Because there is nothing Democrats like to do more than annoy people. It's their passion. It's who they are. It's what they do. And they know that they can annoy people by doing that. They also really get off on having that CONTROL over other people. You can see it in the way they govern, it's all about CONTROL.

But how can you be positive it's a Democrat?

Easy, when you get an opening to pass him on the right, he will speed up as fast as necessary to prevent you from passing him until he comes up to another car in the right lane at which time he will slow down again and continue the Democrat Rolling Road Block.

But how can you be ABSOLUTELY POSITIVE it's a Democrat?

Easy, when you do get the chance to pass him on the right by being willing to go whatever speed is necessary and you finally get beside him and look over and see a weird goofy looking son of a b!tch who is afraid to look back at you, you KNOW that's a Democrat.