cop eats pot brownies and freaks out

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Here is a silly story from the wonderful state of Michigan. A police officer and his wife ate some marijuana brownies, got a little paranoid and called 9/11. Hilarity ensues.

 

 

Naturally the cop survived, he didn't actually die, in fact as far as I know there has ever been a marijuana overdose. Either way Sanchez sounds like a douche, he blamed the mishap on his wife saying she tricked him into eating the marijuana brownies. He later admitted he cooked up the marijuana after confiscating it from a random person off the street. Do cops get special treatment?

Dearborn lets cop quit without a drug charge in marijuana brownie case - Detroit Free Press

Dearborn police declined to pursue criminal charges against an officer last year, even after the cop admitted to taking marijuana from criminal suspects and, with his wife, cooking it up in brownies. Then-Cpl. Edward Sanchez was allowed to resign from the department, but he was not charged with a crime.

Snip.. to my favourite quote from the news article

Then, he asked the score of the Red Wings game on television that night, explaining, "I just want to make sure this isn't some type of, like, hallucination that I'm having."

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Avatar SlingKing -
#1
Never heard of a pot overdose, but maybe a THC overdose. I do remember once upon a time many many years ago my best friends brother in law, who was a few years older then us, made some brownies. About a half hour later some other guy there started freaking out. His was yelling "My feet are growing out of my shoes" they took his shoes off and he was still whinning about how big his feet were, then some little 1 foot tall green guy was out to get him and he was trying to run around the house, but kept falling "because his feet were to big". Finally the guy who made the brownies called a overdose hotline and they told him it was thc overdose, which can cause hallucinations just like LSD. The big footed fellow spent the rest of the night hiding in the closet, and wouldn't leave no matter how much they tried talking him out.
With the cop, he should be thrown in jail, just like all the rest of the citizens he's put there for similar offenses.
The above the law double standard world we live in really ticks me off.
Avatar pacattack05 -
#2
People might not overdose, but like you said, they do have panic attacks if they smoke or eat too much. The heart starts racing, and can be very scary. The adrenalin kicks in unwarranted, and you end up with a bad trip.

Guzzling a quart of milk usually does the trick...
Avatar LOTTOMIKE -
#3
thats what i used to do back in the day.guzzle a quart of milk.as long as i got a descent feeling and i didn't really care for all the hype about how strong something was.if anything i wanted something mild not something that was gonna have me floored.
Avatar LOTTOMIKE -
#4
i stress that i DO NOT smoke anymore.don't try this at home,lol.you couldn't pay me a million dollars to do it now.i quit it years ago and do not miss it.i don't judge anyone for if thats what they like to do more power to 'em.give me a few vicodin and i'm johnny carson and your best friend,,just kidding.
Avatar justxploring -
#5
I guess good weed has changed a lot since I was in school. It just made people mellow and a strong desire for a box of chocolate covered donuts.

I don't like any type of smoke, but I used to smoke a little grass in high school and college. It made me a little paranoid, but no major side effects. Once I went to a restaurant/bar/coffee house where my friends and I baked a large birthday cake for the owner. It's a little vague in my memory, since this goes back over 30 years, but we made the cake with marijuana and laced the frosting with some pretty good acid. That was a crazy night. About midnight my guidance counselor from high school walked in...no sh**! I was already in college, but he hit on me. It's like when I watched Clockwork Orange and we were all wrecked and suddenly someone started to play Beethoven's 9th Symphony.

Disclaimer: I do not condone the use of drugs or any mood elevating substances. (she writes as she sips her screwdriver)
Avatar LOTTOMIKE -
#6
those were the days justxploring.wish i would've been old enough to experience that whole late 60's vibe.must've been a blast....
Avatar pacattack05 -
#7
See sounds and hear colors......
Avatar justxploring -
#8
Mike, as cool as it sounds, I believe there is nothing wonderful about being high unless it's from watching a beautiful sunset or hugging a child. I have a lot of memories and stories to tell, but I was a very messed up kid in a lot of pain.
Avatar pacattack05 -
#9
Those were the days my friend when blah blah blah   blah, and you...
GOOD SONG
Avatar LOTTOMIKE -
#10
and all i got out of it was a few seeds and sticky shirt full of peanut butter.
Avatar justxploring -
#11
Pac, I hate that song!

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