He's lucky he lives in Missouri and not one of the sh!thole states like California cuz he'd have been arrested and charged with attempted murder and a litany of other felonies and locked up for a long, long time. The Perp, on the other hand, would be coddled and cared for and pampered to no end. He would write a book titled "The Struggles of a Downtrodden Man" about his troubled childhood and he would be featured as an honored guest on the Oprah and Ellen Degenerate Shows where he would be given standing ovations by swooning Democrat women who would give anything to be planked by him.