LOL, good one.
But you wouldn't laugh about that subject if you spent an evening with my hounds.
When they go to rippin' 'em it'll cross yer eyes and burn the hair otta yer nose.
I grew up with lotsa dogs and I don't remember ever havin' to deal with this sh!t.
What in tarnation are they puttin' in the dadblamed dog food nowadays?
I can honestly say I ain't NEVER smelled nothin' that bad in all my borned days!

I've known a couple of people like that. They could clear a room. HAHA