Did ya ever take a shower and come out into the bedroom and try to put your underwear on and get your foot caught in the crotch instead of the leg hole and lose your balance and begin hopping across the room like a pogo stick with about four big hops until you fall over and slam your head into the bottom drawer of your dresser and have your jar of loose change fall off the dresser onto your head while your wife stands there with her "What the hell are you doing?" look on her face while you lay there naked with a pair of Fruit of the Loom's on one foot?

Yeah, me neither.