I have a pretty strong stomach but there are some things in life that just automatically activate an involuntary gag reflex.

* Right, because that behavior never happens in Red States. One of the biggest F hypocrites out there are people who are always pointing to others. You had Jimmy Swaggart photographed with a prostitute.

*Bob Barr, Representative (Republican-Georgia) — had an affair while married to his second wife. Barr was the first lawmaker in either chamber to call for Clinton's resignation due to the Lewinsky scandal.

* Newt Gingrich, Representative (Republican-Georgia) and leader of the Republican Revolution. Resigned from the House after admitting in 1998 to having had an affair with a staffer while he was married to his second wife, and at the same time he was leading the impeachment of Bill Clinton for perjury regarding an affair with his intern Monica Lewinsky.

* Of course- there is no Porn in Red States as well-this never happens, ever.

Who said anything about the land of fruits and nuts or any other locale?

Try to stay on topic, Numbnuts.

* Truth hurts Bhagwan.