You know, I was thinking, I kind of like the idea of saving Ukraine from Leftist Tyrants. They never bother anybody and besides, they gotta lotta nice lookin' broads over there. They shouldn't have to live under dictatorial leftist rule like our leftist 3 stooges want us to have here. They deserve to be free as much as anybody else.

But here's the thing with me, before we invest one penny or one drop of blood or one ounce of our stature defending THEIR borders, I think we should first defend, protect, strengthen and secure OUR borders. And when THAT'S done we can talk about other countries borders.