I'm a Giver and I Thought it Could Be Therapeutic...

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https://www.newsmax.com/health/health-news/anxiety-stress-breathing-breathing-pillow/2022/03/10/id/1060551/?ns_mail_uid=bd70ebfb-e1b3-4eec-a6a7-315c37319fa7&ns_mail_job=DM310854_03142022&s=acs&dkt_nbr=0105023hu8nm

I was going to buy one of those things for Numbnuts because I thought it might help him deal with his severely psychotic Trump Derangement Syndrome. But then after careful consideration I decided to instead get him a My Pillow and some Giza Dream Sheets and a pair of My Slippers with the 4 comfort layers that are guaranteed to be the most comfortable slippers you have ever owned. And then after some more careful consideration I thought to myself, "Nah, that guy's just a schmuckster, I ain't buyin' him sh!t!" 

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Avatar eddessaknight -
#1
Yea, Ideal for Mr National AXIETY producer Himself
Avatar sully16 -
#2
Weasel always talks about serving people lunch, but he never does, Cheapskate!!!!
Avatar rdgrnr -
#3
Yeah, now that you mention it, he has claimed to have "handed me my lunch" several times.
But not so much as one sandwich have I received from the confused schmuckmeister.
And I could really go for a corned beef on rye right now.
With a little grey poupon if it's not any trouble.
Avatar MADDOG10 -
#4
OMG, LMAO, "My slippers with 4 comfort layers" maybe use them for earmuffs.

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