That's a pretty fair hike for my silver road hog.
I wonder if they'd give me about 15 of them $25 cards so I can get up there and back and have a full tank?
It's the least they could do to help me survive under Dopey Joe's incompetence.
It takes a lotta diesel juice to keep old Elvis (that's my truck) blastin' down the road leavin' everbody in a big thick cloud of black smoke. You should see the looks I get from doofus lookin' Democrats in Priuses. I like when they got their windows open. Makes me laugh every time. I swear some of 'em are cryin'. It's worth flooring old Elvis away from every red light and stop sign I come to. And that takes a lotta fuel, son.