Should we prepare to mini-panic like we did with Ebola or maxi-panic like we did with Covid?
Somebody call "doctor" Fauci quick!
And the other expert, Andrew Cuomo, pronto!
We need photos of Dopey Joe getting the new experimental "Zika vaccine" for it and giving us the thumbs up as he smiles with his extra large false teeth, stat!
We need more masks from China!
We need Jen Pissockey to comfort us!
We need a national MELTDOWN!
Somebody call John (Horseface) Kerry! This is surely caused by Global Warming!
Get Al Gore on the horn! Are the polar bears OK?
We need Oprah and Joy Behar and Whoopi to explain this to us and save the nation!