* In other news- a group of Trump supporters were caught on camera bowing down to a life-size cut of Donald J Trump. Some are hoping for his 2nd coming. Welcome to the Multiverse of Madness, that is the Maga world.

Noise-Fart is brain dead. Pay him no attention. He hated low gas prices when the USA was energy-independent under the competent leadership of the Mighty DJT. Now he gets a thrill running down his leg every times he pulls up to pump gas and sees that the price was higher than last time. Then he looks adoringly at the perpetually confused face of Dumbo Joe on the gas pump sticker proudly proclaiming "I did this!" and says "Thank-you"!

Weasel doesn't own a car, he has a plastic sled and slips and slides his way through the fecal filled streets of Calipoopyonya.

You're right, the only way he'll ever own a car is when the government gives him one.