That bright moon will come in handy for Numbnuts so he doesn't step in a pile of some bum's caca-doody on the beach when he goes out at night.

Numbnuts (otherwise known as Noise-Fart or Farticus) will instinctively come back with an argument that you are wrong; he will say it feels so good to step in and feel it squishing between his toes. His Mom told him so many times to wash his feet before coming inside the house, but he usually forgets and tracks it all over the carpet and smears it on the white sheets (that his mom just washed) when he goes beddy-bye.