I think I made Self-Acclaimed 3rd Brigade Vietnam War Hero Stink47 mad!

I don't know what nerve I struck because he's naturally such a nervous little person but I think I must have gone too far this time because he's having one of his Grand Mal Nervous-Nellie Fluster-Fits!

Stinky, Stinky, Stinky, my delicate fragile little flower, can you ever forgive me?

I really didn't mean it when I called you a putz or a peckerhead little guy. Honest!

I mean c'mon Stinky, everybody here knows that you are a putz and a peckerhead at the very least for claiming military honors that exist only in your imagination but that didn't give me the right to put you down for your stolen valor in this venue.

So I'll tell you what I'm gonna do to make it up to you, are you doing anything next weekend? I'm having a big bash at my place and I was thinking about you maybe stopping by, hmmm? hmmm? hmmm? hear what I'm saying? Yeah, I was thinking about you coming over and washing my truck before the party, how about it Champ?