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Should You Dump Your Plumber?

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If this sounds like your plumber, then the answer is yes.

 

His idea of a "uniform' is the same sleeveless shirt he wore yesterday.

He shows up at your door at 11:30 a.m. on the dot. His appointment was for 8a.m.

He always remembers to wipe his feet, shortly after entering your home.

After an hour of work he hoists his pants and asks, "How long have those been like that?"

You can't tell what's more disgusting. Your stopped up toilet or the tools he's using to fix it.

Instead of offering you an explanation of the problem he simply tells you."It's big boy stuff."

He conducts a free home inspection, beginning with the contents of your fridge.

The only similarity between his estimate and your final bill is your name at the top.

You work  harder cleaning up the mess he left behind than he did making it.

He ends every job with the comment,"We'll see how long that holds ."

 

If even one of these sounds familiar to you it's time to show that plumber the door and call  Mr. Rooter.

Entry #65

Comments

1.
Comment by pacattack05 - June 7, 2007, 6:46 pm
Roto Rooter that's the name , we can take your troubles down the drain....Roto Rooter...
Remember that old commercial?

Having a bad plumber is very stressing, and drains my energy, clogging my mind. It also strains it too!

To clear the mind, flush all the bad thoughts out. Have a clear stream of thought. Try not to let bad thoughts leak back in. But don't flood your mind too much, because it will cause a backflow....LOL

2.
Comment by ochoop17 - June 8, 2007, 9:05 am
What kind of tools did he have ? I guess Mr. Rooter Have the right Tools.
3.
justxploringComment by justxploring - June 8, 2007, 11:34 am
True story, trying to write it without being vulgar or too personal:

My toilet really needs to be replaced and the pipes need a major flush. Anyway, last time someone was here after I "did my business" and it backed up (which is does quite often) he asked "Did you flush anything down the toilet? (DUH?) The he added "Well, someone must have had a big dump." I didn't respond. (I guess I'm supposed to poop in stages or intervals.)
4.
Elizabeth03Comment by Elizabeth03 - June 8, 2007, 3:38 pm
That was funny Nancy. You definitely have to get another plumber.

ochoop17, Mr. Rooter is supposed to be a good plumbing company hopefully.

pacattack, stress can also be draining to a person's mental and physical energy I agree. The same with plumbing problems in a person's home. For sure!
5.
SlingKingComment by SlingKing - June 8, 2007, 4:30 pm
Justx-(I guess I'm supposed to poop in stages or intervals.) LMAO

I'm triple flushin type of guy!

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