Because they are conditioning people to be good little prisoners at the FEMA camps.

Democrats love that kind of stuff.
Any massive federal bureaucracy with unlimited power is a turn-on for them.
The more strict rules and regulations and stupid laws the better.
It's a mental illness.

Things TSA agents have never ever said, " I caught a terrorist."

I like seeing the country and I ain't in a hurry to get anywhere so I never fly. I've driven all over this country and there's still a million things I wanna see so I'm gonna keep on doin' it. Let the Democrats deal with their rules and regulations, I'll be out on that long lonesome highway blasting big-ass clouds of black smoke at all the Priuses. It's like a hobby. They hate it, heh,heh,heh,heh,heh.....