I don't fly anymore. The last time I flew was before the government unleashed the TSA Democrats on us. But even back then, one of the boarding staff pulled me aside and ran a wand over me that came in direct contact with my John Thomas. She asked me what I had in there and before I could answer she just smiled and told me to go ahead and get on the plane.

Now that didn't bother me a bit, it actually made me laugh, but if I had to submit to some Democrat TSA GUY who picks me out of the line just cuz he wants to cop a feel, I'd tell him to forget about it. I'd rather walk to my destination.

For some people that's the only way to score a nice firm crotch grab.