The first cup of coffee, between 4 am and 5 am takes care of me.

Now, I was at the grocery store this morning.  I was at the self checkout, it was a lady next to me at the self checkout.

I was almost finished with my order, until gas started floating across my face, it was really strong!  It was only me and her in that area, so it came from her!  I turned around and looked at her, and she had a on her face, letting me know she couldn't stand the smell of herself either?  I stepped away from the register,

lmaoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo.    She hurried and left with her order.

I was still standing back, away from the floating gas!

I am in my 60's and I kind of know what to eat and what not to eat that will give me problems.

She looked old enough to know better and know how her body operate!

It's funny now, but , it wasn't funny when it happened, because, of the stench, I almost just walked out the store and left my groceries there.

She should have ate a couple of these