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The Wal-Mart Greeter
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A very loud, unattractive, mean-acting woman walked into Wal-Mart with her two kids, yelling obscenities at them all the way through the entrance.
The Wal-Mart Greeter says 'Good morning, and welcome to Wal-Mart. Nice children you have there. Are they twins ?'
The ugly, nasty woman stopped yelling long enough to say, 'Hell no, they ain't. The oldest one's 9 and the other one's 7. Why the hell would you think they're twins ? Are you blind, or just stupid ?'
'I'm neither blind nor stupid,' replied the greeter. 'I just couldn't believe you got laid twice. Have a good day.'
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Thanx...i gotta tell that one to my friends...they'll laugh so hard....LOL
Good one.....HA!!!
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