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The Wal-Mart Greeter



 A very loud, unattractive, mean-acting woman walked into Wal-Mart with her two kids, yelling obscenities at them all the way through the entrance.

The Wal-Mart Greeter says 'Good morning, and welcome to Wal-Mart.  Nice children you have there.  Are they twins ?'

The ugly, nasty woman stopped yelling long enough to say, 'Hell no, they ain't.  The oldest one's 9 and the other one's 7. Why the hell would you think they're twins ?  Are you blind, or just stupid ?'

'I'm neither blind nor stupid,' replied the greeter. 'I just couldn't believe you got laid twice.  Have a good day.'

Entry #5


Comment by pacattack05 - July 21, 2007, 7:20 pm
HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA...!!!!!!!!!!!

Thanx...i gotta tell that one to my friends...they'll laugh so hard....LOL

Good one.....HA!!!
emilygComment by emilyg - July 21, 2007, 8:04 pm
Love it~!
Amber88Comment by Amber88 - July 22, 2007, 1:01 am
Too funny! I love it!

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