Some of you will enjoy this more than others - Southerners can be so polite!Atlanta ATC: "Tower to Saudi Air 911 -- You are cleared to land
eastbound on runway 9R."
Saudi Air: "Thank you Atlanta ATC. Acknowledge cleared to land on
infidel's runway 9R - Allah be Praised.
Atlanta ATC: "Tower to Iran Air 711 --You are cleared to land westbound
on runway 9R."
Iran Air: "Thank you Atlanta ATC. We are cleared to land on infidel's
runway 9R. - Allah is Great.
StaticSaudi Air: " ATLANTA ATC - ATLANTA ATC"
Atlanta ATC: "Go ahead Saudi Air 911?"
Saudi Air: "YOU HAVE CLEARED BOTH OUR AIRCRAFT FOR THE SAME RUNWAY GOING IN OPPOSITE DIRECTIONS. WE ARE ON A COLLISION COURSE. PLEASE. ADVISE!
Atlanta ATC: Well bless your hearts. And praise Jesus. Y'all be careful
now and tell Allah "hey" for us -- y'a hear?