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The Auburn Grad
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EXCEPTION TO THE RULE--AN UNUSUAL AUBURN GRADUATE
Three women go down to Mexico one night to celebrate college
graduation.
They get drunk and wake up in jail, only to find that they are to
be executed in the morning - although none of them can remember what
they did the night before.
The first one, a redhead, is strapped in the electric chair and is
asked if she has any last words. She says, "I just graduated from Trinity
Bible College and believe in the almighty power of God to intervene on the behalf of the innocent." They throw the switch and nothing happens.
They all immediately fall to the floor on their knees, beg for
forgiveness, and release her.
The second one, a brunette, is strapped in and gives her last
words. "I just graduated from the Harvard School of Law and I believe in
the power of Justice to intervene on the part of the innocent." They throw
the switch and again, nothing happens.
Again they all immediately fall to their knees, beg for
forgiveness and release her. The last one (you know it), a blonde, is strapped in
and says, Well I'm from Auburn University and just graduated with a degree
in Electrical Engineering, and I'll tell ya right now, ya'll ain't
gonna electrocute nobody if you don't plug this thing in.
graduation.
They get drunk and wake up in jail, only to find that they are to
be executed in the morning - although none of them can remember what
they did the night before.
The first one, a redhead, is strapped in the electric chair and is
asked if she has any last words. She says, "I just graduated from Trinity
Bible College and believe in the almighty power of God to intervene on the behalf of the innocent." They throw the switch and nothing happens.
They all immediately fall to the floor on their knees, beg for
forgiveness, and release her.
The second one, a brunette, is strapped in and gives her last
words. "I just graduated from the Harvard School of Law and I believe in
the power of Justice to intervene on the part of the innocent." They throw
the switch and again, nothing happens.
Again they all immediately fall to their knees, beg for
forgiveness and release her. The last one (you know it), a blonde, is strapped in
and says, Well I'm from Auburn University and just graduated with a degree
in Electrical Engineering, and I'll tell ya right now, ya'll ain't
gonna electrocute nobody if you don't plug this thing in.
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