and noticed he had his collar on backwards. The little boy asked why he
wore his collar that way.
The man, who was a priest, said, "I am a Father."
The little boy replied, "My Daddy doesn't wear his collar like
The priest looked up from his book and answered, "I am the
Father of many."
The boy said, "My Dad has four boys, four girls and two
grandchildren and he doesn't wear his collar that way."
The priest, getting impatient, said, "I am the father of
hundreds," and went back to reading his book.
The boy sat quietly thinking for a while, then leaned over and
said, "Maybe you should wear your pants backwards instead of your