The ice cream shop.

The beach.

Have kamala step down and bring in Obama.

The bottom step.

* Rational people picture this: You have an 81 year old who had a awful debate night swamped by a liar that was not checked on the BS coming out of his mouth, and suddenly the tide has turned, on what- appearance?

* Seems to me that the voters who " think" 45 is the better candidate are conveniently " forgetting " that he has been convicted,  has charges pending in Georgia & the Supremes decided to give him a get out of jail free card.

* That does not change who he is & despite the polls saying he is " da Man" the true test
comes in November.  A commentator recently
said " If Trump had passed out on that debate
stage " it would not have made a dent in his support from the Maga minions. They were ready to throw him under the bus after his taped confession on grabbing women... He has had a trial in Manhattan & his support has not diminished, that's the trait of a Cult. When Jim Jones had people follow him to Guyana, that showed the power & draw of the man- it's the same with 45. Deny as much as you want, but the proof is in the pudding as they say.

* The Dems need to show they have a spine.  In 2016, you had Bernie being a spoiler, he drew votes from Hillary, then women went ahead & voted foe Stein, more drawing off Hillary,  and then America ended up with this debacle. I hope the voters have learned a lesson & not live with regrets, but time will tell.

* At least we seeing how Democracy works: In the Democratic party,  you can agree to disagree, but that's not happening anytime soon in the current Republican party.

* If you speak out against the Cult leader, you better be looking at retiring from Congress cause the Fuhrer would make sure you lose your seat like he did. We will be a 3rd world country if this D- head occupies the WH again. How do you salute a felon, anyone know?

The bed.

For work, until 10

Until Jill says so.

These guys on the Left ought to start a comedy show because they're a hit here on LP!

MD: the democrats  need to pay off the Supreme Court and pay to delay all the criminal cases like  your red headed felon hero does.  Touche!!

Yes MD, the puzzlewits are entertaining.

MD: the truth is the republican party is now in chaos a demented leader and puppets standing by knowing he's a criminal but standing by in a stupor. His Maga followers are  empty headed and basking in the corruption.

Because I have more illegals to let in.

If the illegals had blonde hair and blue eyes the rednecks would have no problem with them!!  Touche!!!

TDS is also touche derangement syndrome..........idiot, legend in its own tiny walnut brain.

Hey jar its time for your meds!!!!

* I keep reading & hearing the Maga folks including their Dear leader say " The country is being destroyed & we need to take it back!"  My question is " back to what?"

* We have record employment, we drilling more now than ever, the stock market is in record territory & believe it or not, crime according to data is down.Inflation is coming down. So take us back to what? Let's not talk.about this so called " Open border BS." A policy was in place to address the border crisis, but the spineless Maga folks were told to sink it by the leader.

* So: We as a nation are being asked to take back the country to the days of : Talking down to our Allies, of making sure that 45 can continue taking his orders from Putin- since he took Vladimir's word over US intelligence. We need to go back to the time when 45 can continue his romance with Lil Kim, we gotta get back to those " love letter" exchanges. Back to grifting & showing our allies  classified documents. In other words, we need to welcome back incompetence. The fool is already taking credit for the  Biden economy- that's rich.

* By the way: A Priest had an open air  blessing for Steve Bannon just before he went to prison.Why do these guys always reach out to religion to protect them? Trump raised a Bible in front of a church, and lost the elctiom, Steve gets jail time for money laundrying. Perhaps they ought to abandon religion, it doesn't work for criminals.

* OH yeah: Take us back to empty promises. Remember the : We gonna replace Obamacare with a better plan? Never happened.

* We gonna rip up the Iran accord & draw up a better one- Never happened. How about the US paying for the wall now, but Mexico will reimburse America- Never happened. How about Infrastructure on 45's watch- Never happened.

Before my afternoon nap.

For the weekend.

To put a lid on my day.

Party with Hunter.

* nNothing wrong in taking a nap, we have a Vampire Ex President that is up all hours of the night- ranting & raving over little things, even out of office. He could use a nap.When he does,  Perhaps he could stick a pacifier in his mouth to calm the fool.

* Perhaps a nap would help his brain function better where he wouldn't have to talk about " electrocution, snakes & sharks. A nap does a body good. Most past Presidents took naps, do research. Trump doesn't know what he is missing.

* By the way: Didn't the fool takes naps frequently during his Manhattan hush money trial where his head was tilted way back & completely out of it? Pity cameras were not allowed in the court room, it would've been great seeing the moron fast asleep.

* Psst: This changes nothing, voters are not going to put a liar, thief & felon in the WH. There are much larger issues at stake which Republicans will not discuss,  like women's rights &  the progress that has been made since the clown left the WH.

Before my dog bites a SS agent.

* Strange that none of you kool aid drinkersshow your faces when the topic involving 45 is ....

*Snakes, electrocution, hush money, Stormy Daniel's, racketeering in Georgia but you wake
up from your " naps " when the discussion
turns to Joe. You guys are like house pets that sleep all.day but come dinner time, you suddenly awake. You so predictable, and that's your weakness, makes it easy for folks to feast on your fears.😃

Before we shoot down another China weather balloon in US airspace.

So I don't get in trouble.

Hey noise gate the magas are taking  notes.  They have a lot  to learn .  They go on a brain warp when they see the Facts!

Look for quarters on the stairs for AF1.

After they teach me how to do " The Biden" dance.

To write another check for Zelenskyy

Because Dr Jill said my diaper is full.

Until my sniffing hair privileges resume.

Until I get to play hide n seek with myself in the rose garden.

* Sure they have nothing to talk about in defense of their Commander in Thief. All these sounding are frustration. It's as l posted- none of them have ever come on here & defended their flawed leader. Now that they see an " opening" to go after Joe over a debate, they feel that their candidate has been resurrected- not so.

* It's similar to being the flavor of the month. If it sounds good enough to distract, why not use it. No matter what thru come up with,  it does not change the fact that they hoping a sexual predator & felon gets back into power. What they seem to dismiss is the fact that debates do NOT win elections despite their uplifted spirits. How do l know? Glad you asked..

* Hillary won the debates against 45 cause she brought " substance & experience " against a novice, but she LOST. John Kerry cleaned bush's clock in the debate , but still
LOST. Trump was the incumbent in 2020 & still LOST. Obama was trounce in a debate, but still won...

* So the cheering from the peanut gallery does nothing. Trump has no winning record. Sure, he harken back to his years before the pandemic- but the strength of a leader is resolving problems & admitting mistakes: The clown loses on both fronts. One commentator said the Dems " should close down their campaign " as though the nation should follow the felon into darkness. One wonders whether these people are paid operatives or just folks on furlough from a circus.

Until the border patrol endorses me.

* Just you watch: Once the confetti has settled on debate night,  these clowns will begin filing lawsuits like l did in 2020. Thing is the courts have been through this mess before & they not going to waste tax payers money anymore.

* A governor from Missouri has filed a lawsuit against the DA of Manhattan over 45's verdict, saying that the DA is interfering in the election  process of Missouri folks choosing their candidate, huh? This trick was trued before by Ken Paxton, the AG of TX, saying that the States that certified the election for Joe was injury to the citizens of TX & their perceived candidate.

* WTF is with these Maga politicians who think  thar another sovereign State should bent to their will & rule as they do? It's idiots like this guy & Ken who think that they have the authority to tell another State how to run elections- thing us, these Maga numb nuts think that such a request is legitimate. They forever poking their noses in other folks business. Like telling a woman what they can & cannot do. Women are going to destroy the Maga movement- just you watch.

Until New Guinea finally admits they ate my uncle.

* Let's talk about Snakes & sharks.

* Or avoid getting eaten by a shark or being electrocuted, after all, the fool doesn't want to fly on a plane operated by a battery. Yikes.

They have resorted to nonsense.  It must be the disinfectant the Don told them to use for covid.

My neighbor was a lifelong republican. After the debate he threw his Maga cap in the trash.  He said the gutless trump blamed Nancy Pelosi for the Jan 6th insurrection and all the lies from Trump were the final straw.

Until they put the training wheels back on my bike.

Until Nancy invites me over for ice cream.

After I clean out the garage.

Until you confirm from Mitterand, himself, that we met.

Until they stop putting words in parenthesis on my teleprompter.

Until I really beat Medicaid or stop flying before debates.

* LB, don't forget- these same folk " aced" a cognitive test" like their leader. Reminds one of when parents are having an argument in front of the kids- the parents tell the kids to " hum" continuesly. They mirror the cult leader's behavior.

* Hey look, Stormy Daniel's is in the restroom,  l think l will take off my pants & sit on the bed in my briefs until she emerges- l am sure she
is  going to want me to hump her, all women
do, they find me irresistible.

* This is sexual interference: We had no sex, but because she was respectful- l decided she ought to be paid $130,000. No big deal, l can recoup that money from my sucker supporters. I love these guys, they just can't get enough of giving me money.

until I sniff Navy Roberts....

Until they put the railroad tracks back on the Francis Scott Key bridge when I used them before.

* The other thing no one mentions is that the Maga movement is SMALL & for the most part, they critical of the leader ' how so? Because Nikki was able to siphon off 25% of the Republican vote in the primary. Those folk are looking for " someone else" within the Republican party. So all these polls showing the grifter ahead of whatever is smoke & mirrors.

* If the fool was the " answer " to the party, he would have got 70-90plus % of the voters,  but he didn't. They conveniently leave that out because the media wants to create an atmosphere of a " close election." As W Bush's advisors once said " We fighting terrorist abroad & you don't change the Commander in Chief " while the mission is ongoing. In the end,Bush served 2 terms.

* There's a simple reason the clown lost: Incompetence & over a course of 4 years, the voters made up their minds that he was not up to the task.Then we led to believe that the voters have had a change of heart after Jan 6th & other missteps. The guy can't even get the wife to show up for ONE day at his trial in Manhattan,  but he wants voters to show up, if the Mrs doesn't care about his fate, why should the voters?

* l think 45 probably threatened Eric to show up at his trial for support or he would cut out of his inheritance. Don Jnr was probably cut some slack by saying he was running the family business- after all, Eric is disposable according to sources, believe what you will.

* Cognitive issues with the Msga minions, how apparent.

* The fool claimed he is a " stable genius " and that looking up at a eclipse without protection showed how strong a leader he really was.
*He probably got the green light to do that from Dr Ronny Jackson, the guy who ran a pill mill at the WH. You can always count on a demoted Dr to tell the public the truth, like saying 45 weighs in the 215 LB range.

until I resign on Monday.

Until I give the Epstein client list to the press.

Until I find out who the DC bomber was.

Until I find out who brought the coke into the white house.

DC on Jan 6

Until I close the border.

They find out who leaked the R vs W decision.

I take a shower with Ashley.

I get another prosecutor fired.

* Oh yeah, we need a rapist running the country.

* Who's hoping for that? The Maga supporters,  who else!

* l did not have sex with that woman,  who are we talking about, Clinton?

* No, Trump!

Until I discuss it with Xi.

* I gave America the greatest economy this nation has ever seen.

* Ah, No- you gave massive tax cuts to your buddies & drove up the national debt.  I think
you confused Sir.

* I gotta get back into power, l need to read fresh love letter from Lil Kim.

* Putin is the real deal- l took his word over US intelligence, because he is more believable than our own people, and that includes the CIA.
Can l bomb coyotes in Mexico who are bringing undocumented folks into our
country?

Until Hunter gets his laptop back.

* l think l will make Barron my son part of my cabinet. Eric is going to be in charge of " pouring concrete."

* We need a sexual predator in the WH.who do we know is known for grabbing women by their genitals.

Until my house in Delaware needs a new wall around it.

* How does a rapist & felon take the oath of office?

* Keep up- you getting repetitive.

* Of the two vying for the Presidency- who's been charged with a crime, anyone know?

* Who's running for the highest office in the land that has been portrayed as the head of a Crime syndicate?

* Who doesn't like paying contractors that do work on his properties, but has the backing of the Evangelicals?

* One likes taking a nap while the other guy likes " stealing from his supporters."

* Steve Bannon showed up for prison, do you think he will get a visit from the Orange unit? Has the fool paid Navarro a visit?

* Have any of the Jan 6th folk presently in jail received a " stand back & standby " get well card from the Orangutan?

* I will only accept the results of the election if l win. Okay, but if you lose, what are you going to do about it? Are you going to call up the military to seized voting machines? Do you have the authority to do that? Who will answer you call for such action- the 3%'s Proud boys or Oath keepers?

* How about the Maga folks on LP, do you see jar jar, G & others answering your call? Nah, they weaklings- they only use to me is their vote & their wallets.

* Mr President,  why haven't you dropped out of the race? After all- you have been charged with multiple crimes. Why do you stay on in the race, shouldn't the party have selected Ron or Nikki as the standard bearer of the party?
* You irritating me with those questions: you fired! But but, l don't work for you Sir! Doesn't matter,  you fired.

Not until I let more Chinese spy balloons float all over America.

Not until I tell everybody Trump will never leave as I scream I will never leave.

until Zelensky releases all the comprimat on the Biden's.

Not until my $7.5 Trillion dollar budget is passed.

Not until you all buy electric cars

until all the "trillionaires" pay their fair share of taxes.

until they show my interview with the FBI.

Wow, talk about comedy central, it's been given a new lease on life here at LP.  LB, first you say he has Red hair and the two responses later you say he has Blonde hair. which one are we focused on today? My thinking is that you need to schedule an appointment with an Optometrist, or maybe get a new prescription for your meds. Thanks for the entertainment it's quite satisfying. waiting for the follow ups!

Not until they get new flavors for my ice cream.

Until my press secretary admits that I have had a medical exam.

Until the list of 25 Democrats calling for me to drop out is changed to zero

Until I remember all names of my longtime friends.

Until Gavin stops backing me.

Until they put the Presidential Seal on my walker.

* As they say : Not my monkeys,  not my circus.

Hey MD the entertainment will start when your crybaby felon gets thrown in jail.  That's where he belongs.  I'd he didn't  pay off everyone he would be locked up for life.

If it's close election I wouldn't be surprised if there was another Maga riot.

Until I kiss and Make up with Corn Pop.

Until I stop saying I talked to someone that died years ago.

Until they find Uncle Bosies bones.

Until Kelloggs names a cereal after me. Like they did with Corn Pop.

Until kids stop rubbing my hairy legs.

Until I save more people from drowning in the pool.

Until they put signs with arrows on the sidewalks at the white house.

Until I learn to answer questions without using a teleprompter.

Until Michele admits she's a man.

until barry tells me.

* Would you approve of a felon & rapist by definition running the country? It’s a Yes or No answer!

* Would you date or sleep with a rapist? How about a felon- sleep with one, if so: for how many minutes? Cause politically- you doing both.

Th Maga air heads got their trump tennis shoes on too tight that could be the cause of all their one liners.  He could start a new brand of tennis hoes with steel toes that  would help them kick people when the storm the capitol again.

the ball pit until chuck e. cheez himself tells me to.

y'all are too funny!

ball pit!!!!!!!!!!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

Until I go back to college and graduate at the top my class.

Until I plagiarize  another speech.

See I told you the Maga tennis shoes are too tight.  It's a brain warp rapid fire one liners from the trumpies  of course it's probably better than long  winded bs.

Hunter gets his job back at Burisma.

Till they start giving the big guy more than 10%.

Till after Dr Jill starts seeing new patients.

And joepedo said it today, “ when I beat Trump again in 2020.”

Until the secret service lets me race the Beast with my vette.

Until I know the thing, you know.

Until Kamala stops cackling .

Well said!
https://www.facebook.com/share/p/KdTS3Qf9HXHTBYs4/

This is hilarious!

Until I realize I am not a black woman. https://youtu.be/mp6q_acgbMQ?si=zhaRyelZncup-sg0

Until they actually find treasure on Oak Island.

Until I help OJ find the real killers.

Until I find a cure for Male pattern baldness.

Until Dr. Jill carries me off stage while I eat my ice cream.

Until the border czar visits the border.

Until I can blink normally during the debates.

Until the mouth breathing stops and I regain control of my facial expressions.