Step 1 Go outside at night.
Step 2 Look up in direction of Moon.
Step 3 Go back in house, grab Wine and go back out and look up at Moon.
Step 4 Go back in house and apply heating pad to stiff neck.
Step 5 Go to ER
Step 6 Get thrown out of ER when dumb Dr. refuses to prescribe heavy duty pain killers.
Step 7 Call in sick for work, have lunch with all coworkers also out with neck injury.
Step 8 Screw the moon from now on, just read about it in Trusee's blog.

LMAO!!

Dittos!