1.  The quickest way to double your money is to fold it in half and put it back in your pocket.

2.  Good judgement comes from bad experience, and a lot of that comes from bad judgement.

3.  If you lend someone $20 , and never see that person again, it was probably worth it.

4.  If you tell the truth you don't have to remember anything.

5.  Always remember you're unique,  just like everyone else.