I am only as strong as the coffee I drink,

>the hairspray I use and the friends I have.

>To the cool women that have touched my life.

>Here's to you!

>

National Girlfriends Day

> What would most of us do without our girlfriends, confidants

> and shopping, lunching, and travelling girls?

> Let's celebrate each other for each other's sake!

> TO MY GIRLFRIENDS!

>

>   It is good to be a women.:

>1. We got off the titantic first.

>2.We can scare our bosses with the mysterious gynelogical disorder excuses

>3. Taxis stop for us.

>4. We don't look like a frog in a blender when dancing.

>5. No fashion faux pas we make, could ever rival the speedo.

>6. We don't have to pass gas to amuse ourselves.

>7. If we forget to shave, no one has to know.

>8. We can congratulate our teammates without ever having to touch her rear end.

>9. We never have to reach down every so often

>  to make sure our privates are still there,

>10. We have the ability to dress ourselves.

>11. We can talk to the opposite sex without

> ever having to picture them naked.

>12. If we marry someone 20 years younger,

>we are aware that we will look like an idiot.

>13. We will never regret piercing our ears

>14. There are times when chocolate really can solve all your problems.

>15. We can make comments about how silly men are in their presence

>because they aren't listening anyway.

> Send this to all the bright women you know and make their day!!!!!