I am only as strong as the coffee I drink,
>the hairspray I use and the friends I have.
>To the cool women that have touched my life.
>Here's to you!
National Girlfriends Day
> What would most of us do without our girlfriends, confidants
> and shopping, lunching, and travelling girls?
> Let's celebrate each other for each other's sake!
> TO MY GIRLFRIENDS!
> It is good to be a women.:
>1. We got off the titantic first.
>2.We can scare our bosses with the mysterious gynelogical disorder excuses
>3. Taxis stop for us.
>4. We don't look like a frog in a blender when dancing.
>5. No fashion faux pas we make, could ever rival the speedo.
>6. We don't have to pass gas to amuse ourselves.
>7. If we forget to shave, no one has to know.
>8. We can congratulate our teammates without ever having to touch her rear end.
>9. We never have to reach down every so often
> to make sure our privates are still there,
>10. We have the ability to dress ourselves.
>11. We can talk to the opposite sex without
> ever having to picture them naked.
>12. If we marry someone 20 years younger,
>we are aware that we will look like an idiot.
>13. We will never regret piercing our ears
>14. There are times when chocolate really can solve all your problems.
>15. We can make comments about how silly men are in their presence
>because they aren't listening anyway.
> Send this to all the bright women you know and make their day!!!!!