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Blessed Are The Cracked
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> A bus carrying only ugly people crashes into an oncoming truck, and everyone
> inside dies. As they stand at the Pearly Gates waiting to enter Paradise and
> meet their maker, God decides to grant each person one wish because of the
> grief they have experienced. They're all lined up, and God asks the first
> one what the wish is. "I want to be gorgeous," and so God snaps His fingers,
> and it is done.
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> The second one in line hears this and says, "I want to be gorgeous too."
> Another snap of His fingers and the wish is granted. This goes on for a
> while with each one asking to be gorgeous, but when God is halfway down the
> line, the last guy in the line starts laughing. When there are only ten
> people left, this guy is rolling on the floor, laughing his head off.
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> Finally, God reaches this last guy and asks him what his wish will be. The
> guy eventually calms down and says: "Make 'em all ugly again."
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> NEXT TIME YOU'RE LAST IN LINE, BE HAPPY!!!
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> Blessed are the cracked, for they are the ones who let in the light!
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