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Are my testicles black?

Published: September 19, 2007, 8:28 am

Updated: September 19, 2007, 8:29 am

A male patient is lying in bed in the hospital,

wearing an oxygen mask over his mouth and nose.

A young, student nurse appears to give him a partial

sponge bath. 'Nurse', he mumbles, from behind the

mask. ''Are my testicles black?

Embarrassed, the young nurse replies, 'I don't know,

Sir. I'm only here to wash your upper body and

feet.'He struggles to ask again, 'Nurse, please

check. Are my testicles black?'

Concerned that he may elevate his blood pressure and

heart rate from worry about his testicles, she

overcomes her embarrassment and pulls back the

covers. She raises his gown, holds his manhood in one

hand and his testicles in the other.

Then, she takes a close look and says,

'There's nothing wrong with them,Sir!'

The man pulls off his oxygen mask, smiles at her and

says very slowly, 'Thank you very much. That was

wonderful, but, listen very, very closely......

'A r e - m y - t e s t - r e s u l t s - b a c k?'

Entry #50

Comments

ochoop17 - Sep 19, 2007, 9:00 am

#1

ha !ha !

Elizabeth03 - Sep 19, 2007, 12:08 pm

#2

that was really good!

Tenaj - Sep 19, 2007, 7:19 pm

#3

This is Nuts!

Jani Norman - Sep 19, 2007, 8:23 pm

#4

I do worry about you guys...(ROFLMAO);-)

chipp - Sep 20, 2007, 8:35 pm

#5

Thanks chippie! Need this one for a freind

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