Job Opening

Published: September 26, 2007, 6:45 pm

~* FBI Job Opening *~

The FBI had an opening for an assassin. After all the background checks,

interviews and testing were done, there were 3 finalists. Two men and a

woman. For the final test, the FBI agents took one of the men to a large

metal door and handed him a gun. "We must know that you will follow your

instructions no matter what the circumstances. Inside the room you will

find your wife sitting in a chair.. Kill Her!!" The man said, "You can't

be serious. I could never shoot my wife." The agent said, "Then you're

not the right man for this job. Take your wife and go home." The second

man was given the same instructions. He took the gun and went into the

room. All was quiet for about 5 minutes. The man came out with tears in

his eyes, " I tried, but I can't kill my wife." The agent said, "You

don't have what it takes. Take your wife and go home." Finally, it was

the woman's turn. She was given the same instruction, to ki ll her

husband. She took the gun and went into the room. Shots were heard, one

after another. They heard screaming, crashing, banging on the walls

After a few minutes, all was quiet. The door opened slowly and there

stood the woman, wiping the sweat from her brow. "The gun is loaded with

blanks" she said. "I had to beat him to death with the chair."

Moral:

Women are evil.

Don't mess with them Big Grin

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Entry #32

Comments

Tenaj - Sep 27, 2007, 10:27 am

ROTFLMAO

justxploring - Sep 27, 2007, 11:41 am

Great story.

Gentlespirit - Sep 27, 2007, 7:14 pm

Now that was absolutely funny!!! :)