An Alabama couple, both bona fide rednecks, had 9 children. They
went to the doctor to see about getting the husband "fixed." The
doctor gladly started the required procedure and asked them what
finally made them make the decision--why after nine children, would
they choose to do this.

The husband replied that they had read in a recent article that one
out of every ten children being born in the United States was
Mexican, and they didn't want to take a chance on having a Mexican
baby because neither of them could speak Spanish.