Hormone Guide

Published: October 8, 2007, 12:55 pm

~* Hormone Guide *~

The Hormone Guide

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Women will understand this! Men should memorize it!

Every woman knows that there are days in the month when all a man has to

do is open his mouth and he takes his life in his hands! This is a handy

guide that should be as common as a driver's license in the wallet of

every husband, boyfriend, co-worker or significant other!

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DANGEROUS:

SAFER:

SAFEST:

ULTRA SAFE:

What's for dinner? (dangerous)

Can I help you with dinner? (safer)

Where would you like to go for dinner? (safest)

Here, have some wine. (ultra safe)

Are you wearing that? (dangerous)

Wow, you sure look good in brown! (safer)

WOW! Look at you! (safest)

Here, have some wine (ultra safe)

What are you so worked up about? (dangerous)

Could we be overreacting? (safer)

Here's my paycheck. (safest)

Here, have some wine. (ultra safe)

Should you be eating that? (dangerous)

You know, there are a lot of apples left. (safer)

Can I get you a piece of chocolate with that? (safest)

Here, have some wine. (ultra safe)

What did you DO all day? (dangerous)

I hope you didn't over-do it today. (safer)

I've always loved you in that robe! (safest)

Here, have some wine . (ultra safe)

13 Things PMS Stands For:

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1. Pass My Shotgun

2. Psychotic Mood Shift

3. Perpetual Munching Spree

4. Puffy Mid-Section

5. People Make me Sick

6. Provide Me with Sweets

7. Pardon My Sobbing

8. Pimples May Surface

9. Pass My Sweat pants

10. Pissy Mood Syndrome

11. Plainly; Men Suck

12. Pack My Stuff

and my favorite one.

13. Potential Murder Suspect

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Comments

emilyg - Oct 8, 2007, 11:22 pm

LOL

angelm - Oct 9, 2007, 7:25 am

Cute and mostly true!!

johnph77 - Oct 23, 2007, 3:45 pm

Punish My Spouse.....

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