If you've ever read a House or Senate Bill proposal, you know they are pretty dull reading. Not this one, if one tunes out the repeated use of "classified", this one contains some "interesting" phrases.
being affected by
first attack on
first largescale outbreak of
irradiated, airborne, flesh eating
escape, released, uncontrollable
enormous size and otherworldly strength - what tiger do you suppose they have by the tail?
far surpassing our darkest nightmares - This can't be good
body disposal actions
protected berthing(birthing?) centers
new Bill of Rights - I guess any excuse will do