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The police officer pulls a car over

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The police officer pulls a car over on a back road and approaches the driver.

"Ma'am, why are you weaving all over the road?"

"Oh, officer," the woman replied, "thank goodness you're here! I

almost had an accident! I looked up, and there was a tree right in front of me, I swerved to the left,

and there was another tree.

I swerved to the right, and there was another tree!"

"Ma'am," the officer said, reaching for the rear-view mirror, "that's

your air freshener."

Entry #119

Comments

1.
justxploringComment by justxploring - November 10, 2007, 8:49 pm
Sounds like a blonde joke to me! LOL
2.
littlejsingComment by littlejsing - November 11, 2007, 12:03 pm
If your ship doesn't come in, swim to it!

Jonathan Winters

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