Let the panic begin. Let's lock down the entire country, stay home, don't go to school, don't go to work, wear your masks every where you go including in your car by yourself, get your new vaccine cards, (you'll need a photo ID) and stock up on kitchen cleaner and toilet paper. And when you go the store to buy it don't forget to walk in only one direction in the aisles. And above all else stay 6 feet apart from everyone else. And if your neighbors have more than 10 people over for that holiday barbecue please call the cops on them so they don't cause a new outbreak which may lead to a super spreader event.

However, if there happen to be any No Kings or ICE protests going on and you see thousands of protesters marching shoulder to shoulder down the streets you can relax, that will be perfectly fine. That will not cause any health problems whatsoever. This is because the virus is smart and it knows to stay away from protesters just like it did during the BLM protests. And just like last time if you went to a restaurant and you had to wear your mask when you walked around, but you could take it off as soon as you sat down... the new virus will know not to go below 6 feet above the floor so as not to interfere with your meal. Which begs the question, if the virus knows not to go below 6 feet then why did little kids have to wear masks? Hmm, that must have been another one of those crazy things that made no sense, kind of like why people sneaking across the border didn't need to be vaccinated but everyone else did. Oh well, just take your vitamins and eat your veggies to stay healthy. You'll be alright.