A friend sent me this the other day.

If you want to have some fun with your name and your friends names here is a list of names and instructions Take the 3rd letter of your first name and find the name that goes with the letter.

Here is a list of names beginning with the 3rd letter of a first name

a = snickle
b = doombah
c = goober
d = cheesey
e = crusty
f = greasy
g = dumbo
h = farcus
i = dorky
j = doofus
k = funky
l = boobie
m = sleezy
n = sloopy
o = fluffy
p = stinky
q = slimy
r = dorfus
s = snooty
t = tootsie
u = dipsy
v = sneezy
w = liver
x = skippy
y = dink y
z = zippy

2. Use the second letter of your last name to determine the first half of your new last name:

a = dippin
b = feather
c = b atty
d = burger
e = chicken
f = barffy
g = lizard
h = waffle
i = farkle
j = monkey
k = flippin
l = fricken
m = bubble
n = rhino
o = potty
p = hamster
q = buckle
r = gizzard
s = lickin
t = snickle
u = chuckle
v = pickle
w = hubble
x = dingle
y = gorilla
z = girdle

3. Use the third letter of your last name to determine the second half of your new last name:
a = butt
b = boob
c = face
d = nose
e = hump
f = breath
g = pants
h = shorts
i = lips
j = honker
k = he a d
l = tush
m = chunks
n = dunkin
o = brains
p = biscuits
q = toes
r = doodle
s = fanny
t = sniffer
u = sprinkles
v = frack
w = squirt
x = humperdinck
y = hiney
z = juice

Using my name I became Boobie Dippindunk

Now I am going to use Wheeler and see what I come up with: Crusty Waffle Hump

Now i am going to see what Wheeler would be using all the letters of Wheeler. But only using the first list

W=Liver

H=Farcus

E=Crusty

E=Hump (from 3rd list)

L=Fricken

E=Chicken

R=Dorfus

So now I would be Liver Farcus Crusty Hump Fricken Chicken Dorfus

There is a name changer in the Captain Poopypants web site. It will give you different names than what is here

Have fun