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On a lighter note!

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Last Edited: January 19, 2008, 6:36 pm

A fleeing al-Qaeda guerilla, desperate for water, was plodding through the desert when he saw something far off in the distance. Hoping to find water, he walked toward the object, only to find a little old Jewish man at a small stand selling neckties.

The Arab asked, "Do you have any water?"

The Jewish man replied, "I have no water.  Would you like to buy a tie? They are only $5."

The Arab shouted, "Idiot Jew! Israel should not exist!  I do not need an overpriced tie. I need water!  I should kill you, but I must find water first."

"OK," said the old  Jew, "it does not matter that you do not want to buy a tie and that you hate me. I will show you that I am a bigger person. If you continue over that hill to the east for about two miles, you will find a lovely restaurant.  It has all the water you need.  Shalom."

Muttering, the Arab staggered away over the hill.

Several hours later he staggered back, near collapse.   
"Your brother won't let me in without a tie."



Entry #114

Comments

1.
takeitezComment by takeitez - January 19, 2008, 6:48 pm
I'll bet the tie was made in China
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2.
justxploringComment by justxploring - January 19, 2008, 6:52 pm
Yes! like most of our American flags.
3.
TenajComment by Tenaj - January 19, 2008, 7:14 pm
A--h---ha! I thought he was going to find Ben Laden.
4.
emilygComment by emilyg - January 20, 2008, 1:16 am
Good one.

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